1. The creation of the sinus cavity must have occurred after the first sin. Why else would a small whole that creates utter havoc, mucous, and pain be created?
2. No offense to anyone raised there, but people in Cary are downright rude.
3. In order to survive driving in Cary, and its rude drivers, one must study the techniques of a NASCAR driver (which strikes me as slightly ironic).
4. A male, is a male, is a male, no matter what the species. They must mark their "territory" frequently.
5. When you attempt to avoid people, you can be most assured that you will run into someone you know.
6. There are approximately 2057 (sounds like a good number) allergy medicines, none of which REALLY work.
7. Peanut Butter is the best condiment around (I guess it is a condiment?). It goes well on anything.
8. Depsite how you feel or your mood, when the sun is shining and its 80 degrees, you can't help but smile!
9. Dogs don't understand the concept of sleeping in on a Saturday.
10. I love spring!
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Amen, sister!
ReplyDeleteJared especially liked the first one (when he read over my shoulder ~_^).